Thursday, June 25, 2009

Dallas Cowboys Find New Way to Piss Me Off

Being a Philadelphia Eagles fan, I thought I already hated the Dallas Cowboys as much as I possibly could. Well, it turns out that the Dallas Cowboys have concocted a plan to anger me even more. Apparently, three members of the team felt the need to test my love of music by starting a shitty nu-metal/pseudo-metalcore band called Free Reign. The group features Marc Colombo, Cory Procter, and Leonard Davis of the Dallas Cowboys who banded together to test the limits of what can be considered music (see: the laughable vocals on "All in Vain"). Now if this is a joke, my hat goes off to them. Unfortunately, it will probably just serve as another reason for bros to like "America's team".

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